Saturday, March 8, 2008

IN THE SHOWER TODAY I THOUGHT ABOUT MUDERING A POLICEMAN WHILE SINGING THE MR BELVEDERE THEME SONG

I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS A LARGE HILL
UPON WHICH SOMEONE YOU LOVE LOSES THEIR BREATH AND DIES--
FACE-DOWN STRANGLED WITH GRIEF.

3 comments:

apants said...

You have a dirty dick.

sam pink said...

how was i supposed to know that sleeping flamingo had just taken a shit and not wiped its ass?

apants said...

That reminds me of a joke I made up.

Question:
How do I know that Santa Claus is gay?

Answer:
Because his dick tasted like reindeer poop.