DRUNK: IN THE SHOWER TODAY I THOUGHT ABOUT MUDERING A POLICEMAN WHILE SINGING THE MR BELVEDERE THEME SONG

Saturday, March 8, 2008

I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS A LARGE HILL
UPON WHICH SOMEONE YOU LOVE LOSES THEIR BREATH AND DIES--
FACE-DOWN STRANGLED WITH GRIEF.

apants said...: You have a dirty dick.; March 9, 2008 at 4:30 PM
sam pink said...: how was i supposed to know that sleeping flamingo had just taken a shit and not wiped its ass?; March 9, 2008 at 7:36 PM
apants said...: That reminds me of a joke I made up.

Question:
How do I know that Santa Claus is gay?

Answer:
Because his dick tasted like reindeer poop.; March 10, 2008 at 9:22 AM