OF COURSE YOU ARE A SAIGON MAZE

OF COURSE YOU ARE A SAIGON MAZE
YOU ARE A DIFFERENT WAY AROUND
THIS LION DEN OF A LIFE. YOU
ARE A SNOWMAN'S PROMISE IN
JANUARY. YOU ARE A FOREIGN
VERSION OF A POPULAR REALITY
TELEVISION SHOW THAT INVOLVES
KALEIDOSCOPES AND SOAPY DIPSHITS.

THERE ARE NO REASONS TO LIGHT
CANDLES IN THE FUCKING OFFICE
YOU'LL FUCKING LIGHT MY VENDORS
ON FIRE. THERE ARE NO REASONS
TO CHECK INTO A HOTEL ROOM AND
NOT TELL ANYONE. I SUPPOSE TO
YOU I AM AN OLD VERSION OF A
MICROSOFT WINDOWS 3.0 GAME
OF MINESWEEPER. AND YOU WOULD
BE RIGHT TO ASSUME THAT IS TRUE.

THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT THE
PROPER WAY TO WELCOME BACK ALL
THE WOUNDED SOLDIERS FROM ANY
FOREIGN WAR OR ANY OTHER THING
THAT INVOLVES FLYING PROJECTILES.