Thursday, March 13, 2008

I AM DRUNK OFF EXCESS FOOD

NEW YORK STEAK WITH CRACKED BLACK PEPPER
MASHED POTATOES WITH SKINS
COTTON CANDY
WHIP CREAM
BROWNIES
WATER
CORN
STRAWBERRIES
BANANAS
CHOCOLATE SAUCE
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
I AM FULL OF
I AM FULL OF
I SLUR MY WORDS WHEN I'M FULL
I FEEL DRUNK OFF CALORIES
THERE WAS A WAITRESS
WE FLIRTED WITH LANGUAGE AND EYES
SOMEONE TURNED TO ME AND SAID 'YOU'RE GOING TO'
AND THEN I HEARD 'SLEEP WITH HER' SECONDS LATER
MASSIVE SUGAR CRASH
SLEEP COMA
FOOD INDUCED SLEEP SUGAR CRASH
THE WAITRESS WAS ATTRACTIVE TO THE TABLE
AS WAS CORN AND BISCUITS
HONEY
BUTTER
KNIVES WEREN'T EATEN
PLEASE STOP TAKING MY PLATE AWAY
WORDS, 'MAGNUM CONDOMS'
ZAGAT DIDN'T RATE MY MEAL
PLEASE STOP FOODING MY MEAL AND SUGAR CRASHING
HONEY SUGAR CRASH
TIRED AND DRUNK
CALORIE KAMIKAZE

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