AM I ALLOWED TO WISH TO BE A LUMINARY?

AM I ALLOWED TO WISH TO BE A LUMINARY?
"I WISH I WAS A LUMINARY." I WISH I WAS
A BIT OF TELLURIDE DUCT WORK. I WISH THAT
SO MUCH. WHAT DO YOU NEED THESE DIMENSIONS
FOR AGAIN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? "BAR CODE IT?"
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PARALLEL LINES TO ME, IT
LOOKS MORE LIKE A HUMAN SHAPED NUMBER. 3?
CRANES FAIL, OKAY, CRANES. THIS RETROFIT
WILL NOT WORK FOR ALL YOUR PRODUCTS BECAUSE
YOU YOURSELF ARE OLD AND COULD USE A RETROFIT.
COULDN'T YOU? THE LINES ON THE HIGHWAY NUMBER
IN THE THOUSANDS NOWADAYS, I'M SURE OF IT. WE'D
ALL LIKE TO GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN.
I THINK WE ARE ALL IN AGREEMENT HERE. THESE THINGS
ARE SUCKING THE WORTH OUT OF ME. BECAUSE OF YOU I
AM NOW SHRINK WRAPPING THE NOTES I SEND. I AM
CONFORMING TO YOUR STANDARDIZED SHIPPING METHODS.
SEE? A THOUSAND NOTES THAT SAY WILL YOU MARRY ME
YES NO AND THEY EVEN HAVE THE PROPER CODES.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?