Tuesday, February 19, 2008

ZACHARY AND I DO NOT OWN FAKE IDS

ZACHARY
DOES NOT OWN A FAKE ID

I
DO NOT OWN A FAKE ID

WE
LIVE IN MAJOR CITIES

I
AM NOT DRUNK RIGHT NOW

I ONLY CAN GET
DRUNK
WITH OTHER PEOPLE
IN A SOCIAL SITUATION
OLDER PEOPLE
OR PEOPLE WITH FAKE IDS
IN A MAJOR CITY

IF I WAS DRUNK RIGHT NOW
I'D USE BEING DRUNK AS AN EXCUSE
AFTER I PUNCHED A HOLE IN SOMEONE'S
BATHROOM WALL
AND THEN LEAVE A HUNDRED DOLLARS
IN THE HOLE

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