I WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME I WANT TO PLAY PRETEND WHY WONT YOU PLAY WITH ME?

SAM
WHEN IS IT
WE CAN GET
MARRIED?
WAIT NO
MARRIAGE IS FUCKED

I WAS ONCE MARRIED
TO A BEAUTIFUL MAN
WELL NOT REALLY
BUT I MET THIS MAN
IN A COFFEE SHOP
AND WE DECIDED TO
TELL EVERYONE WE
GOT MARRIED
AND PEOPLE BELIEVED IT
SO WE KEPT UP THE LIE
FOR OVER THREE YEARS

WE WERE IN LOVE
ME AND THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN
HE CALLED ME WIFE
BRIAN WAS HIS NAME
HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
THIS BRIAN

MY HUSBAND
HE KISSED MY FOREHEAD OFTEN
AND SAID THINGS LIKE
"A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD BEFORE BED"
AND DID MANY THINGS
TO MAKE ME LAUGH
AND WE WERE THE END
WE WERE SO POSITIVE

MY HUSBAND
HE LEFT ME
BECAUSE I AM
A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
AND IT MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
BUT THERE WAS LOVE
I THINK A LOT OF LOVE

I WORE A WEDDING RING FOR
THREE YEARS
AND NOW
BRIAN
HE IS MY BEST FRIEND
HE IS MY BROTHER
WHICH IS WEIRD
CAUSE I HAVE
SUCKED HIS DICK
MANY TIMES
AND SIBLINGS
DONT DO THAT

I WAS MARRIED
SAM
LETS GET MARRIED
OR AT LEAST LETS LIE
TO PEOPLE
AND TELL THEM WE
ARE MARRIED
PLEASE I WANT
TO PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN