I AM THE SADDEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

IM STTING IN MY BED
I WORKED 13 HOURS TODAY
IT WAS
EXHAUSTING

MY CAT IS WITH ME
DELORES
I ALSO CALL HER
LOLA
AND NIXON

I AM THE SADDEST
GIRL YOU KNOW
AND BELIEVE ME
YOU KNOW ME
I AM YOURS
FOR RELATING TO

BUT DONT EVEN
TRY TO COMPETE WITH ME
WHEN IT COMES TO
SADNESS
I WIN
THAT IS ALL

NO ONE IS AS SAD AS ME
MY SORROW
WILL TRIUMPH
AND SQUASH YOURS
TO THE DIRT
YOUR SADNESS WILL BE
SMOTHERED

I AM SO SAD
EVERYTHING I DO
IS IMBUED WITH SADNESS

I AM THE BEST
AT SMILING NO MATTER
WHAT
BECAUSE THE ONLY ONE
WHO COMES CLOSE TO ME
IN THE HIERARCHY OF SADNESS
IS MY MOTHER
AND OH WHAT A HARD LIFE
THAT LITTLE SWEDISH
WOMAN HAS HAD

AND MY SAD LITTLE
MOTHER
LIKES IT WHEN I SMILE
SHE CALLS ME
HER
ITTY BITTY PRETTY ONE
AND HER SADNESS
IS QUALIFIED
IF I SMILE
FOR HER MY SMILE
MAKES LOOSING A
FIVE YEAR OLD
IN A FREAK SLEDDING ACCIDENT
OKAY SOMEHOW