Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I AM DRUNK

JUST KIDDING I AM NOT DRUNK
I AM EXTREMELY 'HEALTHY'
I AM THE 'HEALTHIEST' 'PERSON' I KNOW I THINK
JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE QUOTATION MARKS
AROUND THE WORD 'PERSON'
THAT WAS STRANGE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANT
MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING
I DON'T KNOW
I AM HEALTHY I THINK
I USED TO BE VEGETARIAN
AND NOT EAT SHITTY FOODS
'SHITTY FOODS' INCLUDES ANYTHING
WITH 'ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS'
THEN I BECAME VEGAN
AND DISTRUSTED EVEN 'NATURAL FLAVORS'
TODAY I DISTRUST EVEN 'GRAINS' AND 'BREAD'
I DISTRUST ANY KIND OF SUGAR
THAT IS NOT AGAVE NECTAR
I DO NOT MIX FOOD GROUPS OFTEN
I EAT MOSTLY RAW FOOD
OR IF I EAT COOKED FOOD
IT IS STEAMED VEGETABLES
STEAMED VEGETABLES
YOU CAN SEE ME EATING BROCCOLI
IF YOU GO TO MY BLOG

IF I AM WITH OTHER PEOPLE
I WILL EAT SHITTY FOODS, THAT'S OKAY
IT DOESN'T MAKE A GIGANTIC DIFFERENCE

I AM NOT REALLY VEGAN, I WILL EAT EGGS
IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO THROW THEM AWAY
IT IS JUST EASIER
TO SAY I AM VEGAN THAN EXPLAIN THAT
'EASIER' MEANS LESS TIME LECTURING
AND DOING OTHER ABSTRACT THINGS
LIKE TALKING ABOUT THINGS
AND MORE TIME DOING CONCRETE THINGS
THAT INVOLVE CASH

CASH IS POLITICS

WHERE YOU SPEND YOUR CASH

ONE VOTE MAKES A TINY DIFFERENCE
THE TIME YOU WAIT IN LINE TO VOTE

YOU CAN STEAL FROM CORPORATIONS
AND VOTE WITH THE MONEY
PROBABLY MORE EFFECTIVELY
I DON'T KNOW
A COMPUTER CAN CALCULATE
THE EXACT METHOD
FOR BEING BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE
IN TERMS OF BEING MORE MORAL
I DON'T HAVE THE PROCESSING POWERS
TO TALK ABOUT THIS MATHEMATICALLY
AND CONCLUDE THINGS

THE MAIN GOAL IS
TO HAVE MORE MEANING IN MY LIFE
TO 'STAVE OFF' DEPRESSION
AND MEANINGLESSNESS

WHICH DOES NOT NEGATE 'SINCERITY'
OR SOMETHING
BECAUSE 'SINCERITY' IS AN ABSTRACTION
WHO IS REALLY GOOD AND WHO IS NOT?
THAT DOES NOT 'MATTER' IN THIS WORLDVIEW
THAT BASES ACTIONS ON CONCRETE REALITY
CAUSE AND EFFECT
PAIN AND SUFFERING IN CONCRETE REALITY
WORLDVIEW, CONCRETE REALITY, PAIN
AND SUFFERING, AND CAUSE AND EFFECT

IF I PLAYED MONOPOLY WITH SOMEONE
I WOULD WANT RULES
SO THAT IT COULD BE 'FUN'

ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY
WITHOUT RULES ALSO
BUT ONLY IF I LIKE THE PERSON
AND IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE FUN

THERE WOULD STILL BE RULES

RULES OF 'ETIQUETTE' AND 'TACT' OR SOMETHING

I DON'T KNOW

5 comments:

Kendra Grant Malone said...

I SAW YOU EAT CHEESE ONCE. CAUSE THEY FUCKED UP OUR ORDER, OR MAYBE WE ORDERED WITHOUT READING ALL THE WAY THROUGH. EITHER WAY, YOU DO NOT WASTE.

TAO, YOU ARE A FILTHY DRUNK.

M.Y.S.

(INSIDE JOKE)

wolves-for-breakfast said...

tao it is good that you separate food groups but you don't have to be a nazi about it. it is mostly just important to separate fruits from everything else. sometimes you can make exceptions with bananas and apples.

the only grain i'm sticking with is quinoa. it is a complete food. i need to learn more about chia though. wait, is chia an herb or a grain? either way, i think it has a high vegetable protein content.

agave is okay. raw honey is good. i guess that is not vegan though. i'm not giving up bee pollen though. no way. russian bee keepers living into their hundreds.

this is signe by the way. i have a new blog. i'm trying this shiz again.

wolves-for-breakfast said...

i decided i don't like the word shiz. i am drinking right now otherwise i wouldn't have written it or even said it in my head.

Tao Lin said...

wolves for breakfast, you seem to know a lot about health

i always try to separate fruit now

when i don't separate tofu and grains i notice my skin is worse the next day

oh, it's you signe, i just read that part of the comment

i eat quinoa at work, i work twice a week at a vegan restaurant

i notice when i eat agave it doesn't make a difference on me in terms of health

i drink vegetable juice with lemons in it, i think that is okay because all the books say it is okay

Tao Lin said...

M.Y.S