Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I AM NOT DRUNK AT ALL BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A FAKE ID

I AM NOT DRUNK AT ALL BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A FAKE ID
I LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY

IF I HAD A FAKE ID I WOULD WALK TO THE BEER STORE AND BUY A SIX PACK OF TEN POINT SIX OUNCE BOTTLES OF ELEPHANT BRAND MALT LIQUOR
IT COSTS NINE DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS FOR A SIX PACK OF TEN POINT SIX OUNCE BOTTLES OF ELEPHANT BRAND MALT LIQUOR

I LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY
I THINK IT IS STUPID THAT I DO NOT HAVE A FAKE ID