Tuesday, November 3, 2009

HERE IS A POEM CALLED I LOVE YOU CALLED I LOVE YOU CALLED I LOVE YOU ETC.

LOOK AT A MAP OF THE EARTH
AND TRY TO FIND ME

I AM ALL OVER THAT SHIT
WHERE ARE YOU? ALL OVER
THAT SHIT TOO?

AWESOME

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
MINE IS BLUE

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCEAN-BOUND MAMMAL?
MINE IS THE BELUGA WHALE

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE STARS SO BLURRY
THAT YOU TRULY BELIEVED HEAVEN
HAS SPILT INTO OUTER SPACE?
I HAVE. IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STABBED?
I HAVE! I WAS STABBED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
WITH A BROKEN CD SHARD
IT BARELY BROKE MY SKIN
I'M OK, OBVIOUSLY

HAVE YOU DROP-KICKED YOUR BROTHER
INTO A CLOSET DOOR?
I HAVE, AND WE STILL LAUGH ABOUT IT

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE OF THE FRESH PRINCE?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T VOTE?

WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER JUMPING OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
AND SHOOTING SILLY STRING FROM THE CENTER OF THE SKY
UNTIL THE EARTH CAPTURED OUR BODIES
AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO
BUT LET OUR HEARTS SLOW DOWN?

5 comments:

gamefaced said...

the one with the earthquake and tisha campbell. yup.

DJ Berndt said...

fucking love this blog.

Patrick said...

seriously. best blog. great poem.

Jordan Castro said...

sweet

Bryan Coffelt said...

shit, yo. i really like this.