Sunday, December 7, 2008

LISTENING TO FLEET FOXES GO 'AAAW OOOH'

DO YOU HAVE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS FRIENDS
LIKE BRICK WALLS, LIKE DELTAS, LIKE PINE CONES
AND I DON'T BLAME THEM BUT ALSO I FEEL SACKED.

FRIENDLINESS IS FOR FUCKERS, GIVE IT UP. THE
WATER POLO TEAM WON. I WAS ONCE A WATER
MOLECULE TEAM. WINNER. I WANT TO EAT CHRISTMAS

LIGHTS LIKE SPAGHETTI. LET'S INVEST IN SOME
WATER PARKS, YOU KNOW, THE KIND WITH MORTAL
KOMBAT 4 IN THE COVERED TENT. CORN DOGS DRAG

THE MISSISSIPPI, I'D BET ANYTHING ON IT. RICHARD
DREYFUS PANTSUIT EGGNOG CUM PILLOW. FUCK.
DREGS 'LL BET ANYTHING ON THE DREYER DAGGER.

PAL, YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT YR CHIPS ON SUNDOWN
INSTEAD OF HICCUPS. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

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