ACTORS NEVER THINK ABOUT DYING

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND THE SHOW "LOST?"
IF YOU DO, THEN PLEASE EXPLICATE IT ONTO A CHALKBOARD.
WHEN YOU AND I SOMETIMES GET TOGETHER, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.
OR I WISH. I WISH WE HAD THE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO US. IN A CAR
IN FRONT OF A TRAIN. IT WOULD BE SO IMPULSIVE AND PEOPLE WOULD
SAY, "THAT'S A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE. THOSE TWO ARE EXLUSIVES."
NO, WE DIDN'T KILL BABIES, NO, WE DIDN'T HURRICANE. WE CALLED.
MAYBE IT WAS A MIGRAINE THAT YOU HAD. I SAID "I DON'T BELIEVE IN
MIGRAINES, SERIOUSLY." AND I DON'T. BUT THEN YOU STARTED HITTING
YOUR WASHER/DRYER COMBO SAYING "DRACULA." THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE
HAPPENED TO JOHN F. KENNEDY RIGHT BEFORE HE MET FRANK SINATRA.