Sunday, July 20, 2008

I SHOULD SAY

THE GREATEST SITCOM EVER
IS THE ONE WHERE GENE HACKMAN
DRINKS A FORTY AND THEN JANE FONDA
IS ACTUALLY GENE HACKMAN
BUT IT'S LIKE INSANE AND SHIT
BUT LIKE I HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGH IN MY LIFE
SO YOU KNOW WHAT? AM I RIGHT?

JESUS WANTS ME TO SHOOT DAN CONNOR
BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE EVER DO SOMETHING
ROSEANNE COULD KICK HIS ASS

JESUS JESUS JESUS
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PANCAKES WITHOUT YOU

FUCK

AND BALLS

5 comments:

ryan manning said...

serious literature

Nathan said...

"i know how to make pancakes without you"

i might have to steal this line.

Daniel Bailey said...

go for it. be warned though, that line is protected by viper.

Mike zak said...

I saw that one.

HappyIGuess said...

i'm in the mood for them pancakes, man. serve a brotha up. tennessee syrup mollasses in the house, yo?