WINE FOR BREAKFAST TOO DRUNK TO MASTURBATE

MY ROOMMATE IS GOING TO
BUY A PIZZA
I WOKE UP AT 2:30PM
AND DRANK ONE CUP OF COFFEE
THEN MOVED
TO 8 OR 9 GLASSES OF WINE
I HAVE NOT EATEN FOOD
I DONT WANT TO EAT FOOD
YOU CANT MAKE ME
EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS
I LIKE EXTRA GARLIC
WAIT
MAYBE SHE WILL ORDER EXTRA GARLIC
OKAY PIZZA IS GOOD
MAYBE I WILL EAT PIZZA
BUT I HAVE THIS PLAN
TODAY I WILL DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH
SHE IS INTERFERING
WITH DELICIOUS TEMPTATIONS
FUCKING BITCH