MINIATURE GIRAFFE

A MINIATURE GIRAFFE
ISN'T SEXY
EVEN IF YOU STRAPPED A MINIATURE BRA
TO THE MINIATURE GIRAFFE
IT WOULDN'T BE SEXY
EVEN IF IT CLIMBED OUT OF A
NORMAL-SIZED BIRTHDAY CAKE
AND SANG
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER PRESIDENT' TO YOU
IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE SEXY
TO HAVE SEX WITH THE MINIATURE GIRAFFE
(AS A MAN)
YOU WOULD NEED TO EITHER PUT IT IN YOUR 'ASS'
OR STRAP ITS FEET TOGETHER WITH AN ELASTIC BAND
AND TRY TO 'DO IT' THROUGH THE LEGS
(KENDRA GRANT MALONE IS SMART AND GOOD AT THINGS)