I 'FUCKED UP' AT GMAIL CHAT TODAY
TWICE
I POSTED A NAKED PICTURE OF
MYSELF
TO MYSELF
I ENTERED THE
'WORLD'S MOST PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE MAN' CONTEST
YOU HAD TO STAND IN A LINE
AND WRITE A BITTER POEM
TO YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND
AND THEN SAY SOMETHING
'CUTTING' TO A LARGE FOOTBALL MAN
(BUT IN AN 'UNDERHAND' WAY
SO HE WOULDN'T 'TWIG' AND BEAT YOU UP)
THEN I WALKED AROUND
ON AN ICERINK
AND TRIPPED OVER A SWAN
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