Friday, May 2, 2008

DEAR CHRIS KILLEN,

I WIN
I GOT HERE FIRST
IM SORRY
I DEMANDED SO MANY
CUTE BRITISH PHRASES
FROM YOU
AND WORE YOUR GLASSES
WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION
YOU ARE SO ADORABLY BRITISH!
IT'S TRUE!
ESPECIALLY WHEN
YOU TOLD ME
THE STORY
ABOUT HAVING SEX
WITH A MINIATURE GIRAFFE
I THINK YOU HAVE A FETISH
FOR MINIATURE THINGS
I GOT HOME SO MUCH FASTER
THAN YOU
WAIT-
WHY IS IT
YOU DIDN'T COME HOME WITH ME?
TO BROOKLYN?
YOU ADORABLE BRIT, YOU
GIRAFFE
I TOLD YOU I WOULD WRITE ABOUT A GIRAFFE
BUT I JUST WROTE ABOUT
YOU INSTEAD

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