BRYAN COFFELT IS NOT A RACIST

WE HAD A CINCO DE MAYO PARTY OMG WE TOTALLY
PLAYED APPLES TO APPLES. SOMEONE PUT DOWN
WHEAT FOR REVOLUTIONARY AND THEY WON MY
SQUAW. WHAT A RACIST TERM. I LEARNED
CHORDS FROM THE CHORD POSTER IN MY
TARANTULA HIDEOUT. HELP ME FINISH THIS
SONG, PLEASE. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE SO FAR:
"RACING THE LOG TRUCKS BACK FROM EUGENE,
THE MUTUAL TRICK WAS JUST DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID BUT I REMEMBER
WE CONFESSED, FELL IN YOUR BED AT 4AM. I
DRESS LIKE A BOXCAR AND KISS WITH MY TEETH.
ASIDE FROM THE NIGHT I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING.
NOT A PRETTY LITTLE THING. CHORUS: LET IT NOT
BE SAID 'OH I LOVED YOU THE BEST' OH WE LOVED
WHO WE LOVED WHEN WE DID. LET IT NOT BE SAID
'OH I LOVED YOU THE BEST.' OH I LOVED WHO I
LOVED WHEN I DID." NOW HELP ME FINISH IT PLZ.