MY FRIEND GAVE ME HIS ID AND I BOUGHT A FORTY OUNCE CONTAINER OF PRIVATE STOCK BRAND MALT LIQUOR

MY FRIEND HAD A GLASS AND I HAD THREE GLASSES OR SOMETHING
I AM NOT DRUNK BUT I FEEL BETTER

I FEEL GOOD THAT I HAVE AN ID
IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE ME
IT IS FROM WHEN MY FRIEND WAS YOUNGER
IT IS FROM WHEN MY FRIEND WAS MY AGE

I FEEL SAD
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD DEPRESSED MEANS, EXACTLY

I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO NEW ORDER NOW
I THINK I FEEL DEPRESSED