THERE HAS BEEN MUCH IN THE WAY OF INNUENDO LATELY.
PEOPLE SAYING THAT PERHAPS I AM GAY FOR CHRIS KILLEN.
AND PERHAPS I AM. PERHAPS I AM VERY GAY FOR HIM.
PERHAPS HE AROUSES FEELINGS OF BEING GAY WITHIN ME.
SO YES, MAYBE I AM GAY FOR HIM. TOTALLY AND HUGELY GAY FOR HIM. PROBABLY THE GAYEST OF ALL.
REGARDLESS, WE CAN SAFELY SAY THAT THE FEELING OF BEING GAY FOR CHRIS KILLEN IS ENVELOPING ME AND I AM NOT PROTESTING.
BUT THERE’S ONE DUDE FOR WHOM I FEEL LITTLE GAYNESS,
AND THIS DUDE IS DANIEL BAILEY, OR SHOULD I SAY ‘BUTTHOLE BAILEY.’
THIS MAN, WHO’LL WE’LL CALL ‘BUTTHOLE BAILEY,’ TALKED SOME SHIT ABOUT MY SHIT.
HE DISPUTED MY CLAIM ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO JUMPKICK THE ATLANTIC.
SO FUCK HIM. I EXCOMMUNICATE HIM.
I AM FEUDING HIM.
I WANT FACTIONS TO EMERGE. I WANT DIVISION.
MY SIDE HONORS NOTHING BUT BARE BRUTALITY.
I WILL NOT CEASE UNTIL ALL OF BUTTHOLE BAILEY’S SOLDIERS ARE DESTROYED, SHOULD ANY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO SIDE WITH BUTTHOLE BAILEY.
YOU CAN’T JUMPKICK THE ATLANTIC YOU DUMB FUCK.
PS:(XOXOXOXO CHRIS)
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I WANT TO TAKE SIDES.
I WILL SIDE WITH YOU, SAM PINK.
YOU TOOK "THE INITIATIVE."
I AM ON SAM PINK'S SIDE.
IT BEGINS, BUTTHOLE BAILEY.
MY POWER INCREASES.
I HAVE HEARD THAT KEN BAUMANN IS EXCELLENT WITH A SWITCHBLADE.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
boys, this is silly.
group hug!
(hids shiv under coat)
sam, i am on your side too. obviously. can we hold hands as we destroy butthole bailey?
p.s. XXXXX
JUSTIN, I LIKE YOUR FURY. JOIN MY SIDE. WE HAVE BAGEL PIZZAS.
KENDRA, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RUINED YOUR CHANCES WITH MY ARMY.
CHRIS, OF COURSE.
i am on butthole bailey's side. i will take his side, hopefully tonight. i will destroy sam pink with my poesy.
okee fine sam.
dan, i got cher back.
i am scared of this
i am low on weapons
fuck
I hate you all. Bunch of dirty fucking whores.
I'm drunk.
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