Wednesday, February 27, 2008

KENDRA IS THREATENING ME

I DRANK BOULEVARD THEN GUINESS
THEN SOME OTHER THINGS
I SAT ON THE COUCH
I WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP,
REFUSED TO MOVE
I THOUGHT "IF ANYONE TELLS ME
TO GET UP I WILL KILL THEM"
I WOULD YELL THIS
I WOULD "MAKE A SCENE"
IF I HAD A KITCHEN KNIFE
OR BRASS KNUCKLES
ACTUALLY I WOULD NEVER DO THAT

BUT I WAS ON THE COUCH
AND I ONLY SAT ON THE COUCH
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
TWO PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME
THEY WERE PROBABLY THINKING
I WAS BORING
I DRANK MORE

I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW
I WAS IN THE LIBRARY EARLIER
AND AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
CALLED ME "SOCK"

1 comment:

Kendra Grant Malone said...

your toenails are safe from my pliers for one more night.