Monday, February 4, 2008

JUSTIN

I’VE NEVER MET YOU BUT
I IMAGINE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
IN A WAREHOUSE MADE OF CUBICLES
YOU HIT A AND THEN B
AND THEN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS
YOU FEEL GOOD FOR A SECOND
YOU HIT PAUSE
YOU LIKE IT
YOU TAKE A DRINK OF VODKA
YOU THINK THESE RUSSIANS ARE BRILLIANT
THEY MAKE ALCOHOL FLAVORED ALCOHOL
YEAH
THE MOST UNPRETENTIOUS THING EVER
AND THEN YOU UNPAUSE
THE GAME HAS STARTED AGAIN
AND YOU ARE THERE AND EVERYTHING IS NOTHING AGAIN

2 comments:

Justin Rands said...

DANIEL. I DON'T LIKE THIS VISION OF ME. BUT I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT. I COME ACROSS AS NOTHING BUT A WORKING CLASS IDIOT MONKEY, WHICH I AM NOT. I WILL DESCRIBE YOU LATER.

Daniel Bailey said...

I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY. I WILL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME. DO YOU LIKE SKATEBOARDING? I WILL MAKE YOU SKATEBOARDING. YOU WILL DO A NOSE GRIND ACROSS THE TOP OF THE HOOVER DAM WHILE MOONING THE PRESIDENT.