Friday, February 22, 2008

I STILL HAVE SOME CHUCK E CHEESE TOKENS IF ANYBODY HAS A CAR AND WOULDN’T MIND DRIVING

NOTE: A WHILE BACK EVERYONE INTRODUCED THEMSELVES AND SAID HELLO TO EVERYONE AND NOW THERE ARE A LOT MORE PEOPLE AND I FEEL GOOD SO I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN--I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE AND THEN SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT THAT PERSON.

HELLO DANIEL BAILEY, YOU ARE GOOD AT BEING DANIEL BAILEY

CHRIS KILLEN, I BET YOU ARE GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES AND/OR MATH THINGS

HEY ZACHARY GERMAN, HERE IS A NEW EMOTICON FOR YOU
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IT MEANS “THE SURPRISED ITALIAN CYCLOPS”
LATER

HI KENDRA, IT WAS ME THAT PULLED ON YOUR ANKLES WHEN YOU WERE SHITTING IN THAT PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL. IT WAS ME YOU DUMB ASS. HA HA.

HI BRANDON, YOU ARE A GOOD BRANDON (PROBABLY THE BEST ONE I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AND THAT’S OUT OF FIFTEEN OR SO BRANDONS I HAVE KNOWN).

HELLO TAO LIN, KEEP THINGS GOING GOODLY YOU TAO LIN

HI JUSTIN RANDS, I LIKE THAT YOU SEEM MAD A LOT

KEN BAUMANN I WILL MASSAGE BOTH OF YOUR BIG TOES (IF YOU SHOULD HAVE BOTH OF THEM (IF NOT I WILL DO ONE))

HELLO ONUNDERSTANDINGSCIENCE, I SURE HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND SCIENCE ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!! : )

BYE EVERYBODY. I AM ACTUALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW. SOMETIMES WHEN I WRITE HERE I’M NOT ACTUALLY DRUNK. BUT THIS TIME FOR SURE. I AM SURE THAT I AM DRUNK. I AM DRUNK AND THINKING ABOUT ONE THOUSAND CHILDREN RUNNING AND SCREAMING BENEATH A MENSTRUATING SPRINKLER. THEY ARE WEARING SWIMSUITS WITH JAZZY LOOKING DINOSAURS ON THEM. I DON’T KNOW WHAT JAZZY MEANS.
BYE EVERYBODY.

3 comments:

chris killen said...

sam pink, i am not good at either of those things. i am not 'playing myself down' here. i'm just not good at either of those things. i feel a bit sad, like you've 'got me all wrong'. but thank you for saying those things anyway. maybe i am not 'coming across' properly.

sam pink said...

chris. you have exposed my lies. i fear that i am not worthy of this group of writers. perhaps what you are good at has eluded me this whole time, and that's being an honest, electronic friend. thank you chris. you are good at the math of my heart.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

sam. i knew it was you.

you are so romantic darling.