Monday, February 11, 2008

I SLIPPED IN THE BATHTUB TONIGHT

I SLIPPED
TONIGHT
AND FELL IN
THE BATHTUB
IT WAS NOT SO
BAD
THE BRUISES
ACQUIRED WERE MINIMAL

TODAY
WAS A SHITTY DAY
I WAS REMINDED
OF A MAN
I USED TO FANCY
WHO HATES ME
RATHER IRRATIONALLY
ALTHOUGH I CAN
SEE WHERE HE IS COMING FROM
AND THAT IS WHY
I DONT BOTHER
TRYING TO CHANGE HIS MIND
IVE BEEN
WERE HE IS,
EMOTIONALLY SPEAKING
BUT HE WOULD NOT
AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT
HE WOULD THROW
TEN DOLLAR WORDS AND
PHRASES IN
YOUR DIRECTION
TO EXPLAIN
AN IRRATIONAL EMOTION
BECAUSE HE WOULD RATHER BE
RIGHT
THAN CONNECT WITH PEOPLE
IN A WAY
THAT LASTS FOR
MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS
WHATEVER

I SLIPPED
IN THE BATHTUB TONIGHT
AND FELL
BUT THAT IS OKAY
I WONT HOLD IT
AGAINST ANYONE
BECAUSE IT WAS MY FAULT
AND I AM OKAY
WITH THAT

6 comments:

Tao Lin said...

i'm glad you didn't die

Kendra Grant Malone said...

awww shoot shawty, you so real.

(i always type stupid shit in the morning, i mean to say thanks tao, im glad youre glad)

xtx said...

everytime i've slipped in the bathtub i think 'i could've hit my head and died and when people found me i'd be in an awkward position and naked and that would be horrifying'.

it also makes me feel like an old decrepit woman.

Frank Morgan said...

I slipped in the bathroom once (not quite the same thing i know) and smashed my front teeth out. I think this is why I have a weird obsession with pulling out and breaking teeth.

this made my teeth feel fragile.

FM

Kendra Grant Malone said...

frank, my pops is a dentist. i can hook you up.

Frank Morgan said...

erm ok, I'll get the next flight from Heathrow. Can you pick me up from the airport in about 8 hours?

I've got money

cancel everything

over

FM