Thursday, February 7, 2008

ANXIOUS

I'M ANXIOUS
MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT
MY FEET ARE GOING TO BLEED
AT THE ANKLES
AND MY JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT
THEY'RE CUTTING THROUGH MY ABDOMEN
BUT I CAN'T TAKE THEM OFF
THERE ARE PEOPLE
AND WE HAVE TO WATCH LOST
BUT I WILL TAKE MY SOCKS OFF
MY FEET CAN'T BREATHE AND WILL DIE
AND LOST WILL PLAY AND HOPEFULLY
I'LL FORGET ABOUT MY CUT IN HALF BODY
BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING JEANS
AND THIS BELT
BUT I DON'T HAVE UNDERWEAR
AND THIS PARTY WOULD BE DRAMATIC
IF I TOOK OFF MY PANTS
AND TOLD PEOPLE THEY WERE CUTTING ME
THEY'RE CUTTING ME IN HALF!

1 comment:

xtx said...

ha! i feel you. i had pants that wanted to sever me in half during the superbowl.

last night, when i watched Lost, i had on sweatpants!

huzzah!