Thursday, February 14, 2008

4 DOLLAR CHAMPAGNE

ELO IS MY FAVORITE BAND
"MR. BLUE SKY" IS MY
FAVORITE SONG
EVER
I USED TO LISTEN TO IT
EVERY MORNING
WJHEN I WORKED IN
A WAREHOUSE
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE
A BAD DAY
AFTER THAT SONG
IT NEVER ENDS

I HAD A BAD DAY
THERE WAS A EMAIL
CIRCULATING
THAT TALKED MASSIVE SHIT
ABOUT ME
BUT I WENT HOME
AND PUT ON THE SONG
THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
AND TALKED TO PEOPLE
WHO ALSO
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD

AND I DO
FEEL GOOD
AND I MADE VALENTINES
FOR PEOPLE WHO
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD
WHILE DRINKING 4 DOLLAR CHAMPAGNE

AND FOR ABOUT
26 MINUTES
IM NOT GOING TO THINK
ABOUT PETTY GOSSIP
EMAILS
OR BROKEN BROTHERS
OR MASSIVE COLLEGE DEPT
OR YOU KNOW
ALL THE REST OF THAT CRAP
THAT KEEPS ALL OF US
UP AT NIGHT
WORRYING

INSTEAD
IM GOING TO THINK
ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL ROOMMATE
WHO IS ON HER WAY HOME
AND HOW WHEN SHE GETS HERE
WE WILL FOOL AROUND
MAYBE
SHE IS SO FUCKING SEXY
MY ROOMMATE
AND WE ARE OPEN
AND MELLOW
AND SHE DOESNT GIVE
A SHIT

2 comments:

KEN BAUMANN said...

HAVE FUN.

Daniel Bailey said...

i like that song.

i was hoping to maybe write some drunk poems tonight, but instead i had to go and get a nasty sinus infection.

that is enough typing for now.