I JUST ATE A FUCKING CLOVE OF GARLIC CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY, MY TIMING WAS GREAT, I MADE TWO GIRLS LAUGH AT ONCE

JUST NOW
I BURPED
AND IT TASTED
LIKE THE GARLIC
I JUST ATE

MY ROOMMATE
SHE LOVES ME
IM SURE

SHE LAUGHS AT
EVERY LITTLE THING
I DO
AND IT MAKES ME
FEEL INVINCIBLE

BECAUSE
I LOVE HER
TOO

SHE HAD A
DREAM ABOUT
TRIBAL MASTURBATION
AND JUST TOLD ME
ABOUT IT
AND I WANTED
TO SWADDLE HER
IN A BLANKET
LIKE A BABY
SO BAD